Monday, May 25, 2009
Please read these funny stuff.
i knew a girl that was so stupid that........
1. She called me to get my phone number.
2. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said 'concentrate.'
3. She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
4. She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
5. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. She tried to drown a fish.
7. She thought a quarterback was a refund.
8. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
9. She tripped over a cordless phone.
10. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
11. She asked for a price check at the dollar store.
12. She studied for a blood test.
13. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
14. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
15. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
16. When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said 'Airport Left' she turned around and went home
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Hi my fellow friends!My house is still broken.
So PLEASE DO NOT ASK!!!!!!
If you brake this golden rule ........ NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!!!!!
~Lizzie
Sunday, April 12, 2009
On Saturday 11/4/09, my house got struck by lightning.You must have seen my sister's post if you know about this.
Today 13/4/09, We are getting a new lightning rod.
Now I shall tell you about it.
When me and my father were doing work,my sister walking up the stairs and my mother was brushing her teeth, the lightning struck.
I was at my study table with my dad when the lightning struck at the same moment, we actually saw sparks! It was very close to us thats how we saw sparks. Luckily, we were indoors but it hit our roof on the outside at the front of the house! Suddenly there was a power blackout. My parents instructed me and my sister to go to our room which was at the back of our house.We stayed there for quite some time. When it stopped raining, we went downstairs to eat dinner. We had to steam our rice and fry the pork because we had a gas stove. We had to wait for some people and they helped us get the power back on. Right after that, I had to go to ballet class.
Everything I am writing is true if you don't believe me, go to the front of my house to see before Thursday.
~Lizzie